"Protecting the middle in middle-America"

Let a Liberal in Your Life — An Ode to Talk Radio

(Sung to "I'm an Ordinary Man" from "My Fair Lady")

Lyrics "Revised" by Myron Pauli

I'm an ordinary man,
who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best for him,
Well... just an ordinary man...

BUT, let a liberal in your life,
and a lesbo steals your wife;
She'll castrate you at once.
You'll be sounding like a dunce,
with politically correct babbling in foreign tongues

Let a liberal control facts,
you'll be paying higher tax!
They will make your life a bore.
You'll be listening to Al Gore,
and although you cannot stand it,
the liberals will command it until you fall asleep and snore.

You want to see a game of football,
or go shooting with a gun.
Instead you'll march for gay adoption
Which is their idea of fun!

Let a liberal run the show,
and they'll steal all your dough.
They will want their wedding bands,
only on same sex hands.

I would rather clean latrines,
Than to see the gay Marines,
And to ever let a liberal in my life!

I'm a very gentle man,
even-tempered and good-natured whom you never hear complain,
who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein.
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
the sort who never could, never would,
let an insulting remark escape his lips.
A very gentle man.

But let a liberal run your school,
and PC will be the rule.
They will fill the school with commies,
teaching "Heather Has Two Mommies",
and insist that every Christian is a fool!
You would like to go and worship.
They will tell you that's a crime.
They won't let you read the Bible.
You'll be reading porno slime!

Let the liberals get their way,
you'll regret it every day.
I'd put up with nuclear fission,
than the news on television,
and to ever let the liberals get their way.

I'm a patriotic man,
who loves the mountains the praries and the sea,
and loves everyone here in the land of the brave and free.
A pious man am I, who likes to meditate,
contemplate, appreciate
just why America is so great.
Just a patriotic man.

But let the liberals run us all,
and the county takes the fall.
And the guy who's called Osama
will be dancing with your Momma,
and you'll be cross dressing at the gay rights ball!

The blacks and the latinos
will take away your high paying jobs,
while you get indoctrinated
with the other white male slobs.

Let the liberals in your life!
Let the liberals in your life!!
Let the liberals in your life!!!
I shall never let the liberals in my life.

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